charleypollard:

from left to right: intern chad, intern jerry hartman, intern leland, intern rob, intern brad, intern stacey, intern dana cardinal, intern richard, intern paolo, intern dylan, intern vithya, intern jesús, intern maureen, intern svee, intern jeremy, intern ziv

so, i thought to myself “why not draw all the interns” and then realized there was a lot of interns and i had made a horrible mistake

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"Stay tuned next for a lifetime of self questioning followed by conflicting answers from an unreliable source."

— Welcome to Night Vale ep. 44 (via mmmcupcake)

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pohutukaryl:

on Wednesdays, we wear half-tucks: Uncharted meets Mean Girls

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brutalitoast:

simplystormie:

prismatic-bell:

niall-ate-mynamee:

cinderellawaitinforherprince:

heyfunniest:

zeebsdarling:

anus:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

IM BAWLING

That’s so cute I wanna cry

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

I love him so much like at first I was scared of him now I just respect him

I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO SCREAM AT HER AND HOLY CRAP THIS MADE MY DAY.

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randywhorton:

ebonysexologist:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

Thor is coming

Heimdall opened the bifrost

randywhorton:

ebonysexologist:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

Thor is coming

Heimdall opened the bifrost

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420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

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im—going-cakeless:

Oh my god
This is a real thing. I can buy this.

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dante + being a little shit

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kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

I have seen a shark Jelani Age 66, from SC 
Humans bite humans more than sharks bite humans Katie Age 11, from AZ 
There are so many jokes I want to make.

kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

  • I have seen a shark Jelani Age 66, from SC
  • Humans bite humans more than sharks bite humans Katie Age 11, from AZ

There are so many jokes I want to make.

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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